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in reply to Chris Remington

I have a friend at Google who been saying "sorry p0 bug" so much in the last month...
in reply to eestileib

I still remember the good old days when google has the best code quality among big techs. That being said, seeing how shitty everyone's code has become, google might still be the best :)
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in reply to Chris Remington

This is such a stupid metric and any investors excited by it should feel bad.
in reply to reallykindasorta

Crazy how they wrote google over and over again, and you still ask this.
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in reply to three

I asked what they meant not what they said, they share a CEO
in reply to reallykindasorta

You're going to have to use a different word that you actually know the definition of.
in reply to Chris Remington

I'd say something, but it's pretty much all been covered. They're now too big to fail, so we just have to put up with whatever they serve up next.

I'm not changing phone ecosystems, as I enjoy having some marginal level of control over the hardware I fucking purchased. Search is fucking worthless; I've not used that in ages. DDG gets the job done without a screen and a half of ads and sponsored content.

Who the fuck puts up with this shit?

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Also, as I have nearly run out of fucks to give: Fuck. And now I'm out of them again.

in reply to Powderhorn

I’m not changing phone ecosystems, as I enjoy having some marginal level of control over* the hardware I fucking purchased*.


Open source android forks exist. Open source operating systems exist. Phones that natively run both exist. Do you mean that you specifically enjoy having maginal control, no more, no less?

in reply to Chris Remington

Can't wait for Google to lose billions to understand that we don't want slop. DeGoogle everyone.
in reply to Chris Remington

Man Gemini sucks. They force replaced assistant with Gemini for me.

"Hey google, play my rock playlist"

"You dont have a rock Playlist on youtube music"

"Hey google play rock Playlist on spotify"

"You dont have "rock Playlist on Spotify" on youtube music"

We call this fucking progress?

I know its barely related to the post. Just fuck Google and fuck their ai

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in reply to Chris Remington

*75% of code was written by people who were required to have an AI plug in installed.

Probably also having their usage tracked.

Also have had their work loads increased and their deadlines shortened.

And if they don’t hit the metrics and meet the shorter deadlines… they get fired.

I’m sure that’s a recipe for functional, well tested, efficient, and secure software. Definitely not creating a shit ton of technical debt.

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in reply to megopie

And I guess engineers would be held responsible for the code produced by the AI agent's they're pressured to use.

So management can blame and fire more engineers when things go wrong.

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in reply to Hirom

Here, use this tool it makes you fast and it only costs you not understanding what you ship.

But when the tool screws up and breaks things we'll blame you and not the tool.

We must go fast so you must use this tool.

in reply to megopie

Chat, please fix everything in the technical debt pile. Make no mistakes.
in reply to Chris Remington

I’m convinced that is a generated metric that is far away from reality. the objective is too make their product seem better than it is
in reply to Chris Remington

Is this why everything feels EVEN SHITTIER than it did a year ago?
in reply to Chris Remington

internet is going to collapse under rampant cybercrime at some point, all the slopcode will have everything so broken and vulnerable hackers will have choiceparalyze.
in reply to Chris Remington

Is that a good metric??

Isn't this just stating that you're letting something with the coding ability of a toddler run amok through your product, having to constantly be bug-fixed by your remaining engineers?

This is exactly what Microsoft started doing, and its so far worked out terribly for them. Loads of their new software updates have had unacceptablely large bugs for even simple things like task manager!

in reply to Th4tGuyII

Most of my code is ai generated - but I have to carefully review everything because it ofte makes poor decisions.
in reply to Chris Remington

Onky 75%? I thought they were "all in" on the AI future.

Fucking amatures.

in reply to Chris Remington

Anthropic is probably on the leading edge of vibe coding, and in the past month, they've had major server uptime issues, they accidentally released the source code for their biggest product, and as of this week, their latest model was accidentally posted on an open URL for anyone to download. In the last 6 months, people have actually switched from vibe coding small apps to vibe coding major sections of their core infrastructure, and all evidence so far suggests that the consequences will come.
in reply to ZoteTheMighty

in reply to definitemaybe

I saw this one person who, despite getting 3 warnings (one in the chat, 2 in the file itself) about not placing a plaintext API key into a version-controlled env file from a chatbot, did so anyway. Its not just about the AI, but also about the people using them. Someone with experience will be able to utilize the speed of an AI, while finding its mistakes as well. A "vibe coder" won't know the difference.
in reply to Chris Remington

Of course! Google would say that. Doesn't mean it's true. They aren't under oath and they have every reason to lie.
in reply to Chris Remington

I wonder if the record-breaking amount of outages this last year has anything to do with that? Surely not ...
in reply to Chris Remington

Does that include breaking promises to users and promising everlasting servitude to president orange blob inmate #P01135809?

Sign the petition:
keepandroidopen.org/

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