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Three AI-generated (at least I fucking hole so) slides with photos of a goose and golden eggs from SoftBank’s recent shareholder presentation. “Goose was not valued” and “Goose value 71” have already become memes. Shareholder Value = 3 eggs Goose was not valued Goose value 0? Eggs do not lay eggs 3 → 74 Increase = 71 It was the goose that created value 74 - 3 = 71 Goose value 71
#billionaires #softbank #trilliondollarcorporations
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Aral Balkan
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What I’d like to know is who laid the first three eggs?
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Christian Tietze
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I... What... I don't understand what I'm supposed to be seeing there
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Aral Balkan
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Capitalism and the greedy idiots it has made into gazillionaires.
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Kwaze Kwaze
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That whole presentation just looks like an extended bit
Masayoshi Son presenting on how he's changed his life plan "Hand over business to next generation" in his 60s has been crossed out

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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ
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I wish I'd seen the look on the audience when they made the big reveal that it was the goose that created the value all along.
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ㄒ丨乇爪卩ㄖ
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You know? You can take this exact presentation, look those guys in the eyes and tell them: the workers are the goose... And the will do a golden level mental gymnastics to tell you why Marx was wrong and it doesn't apply here in the same breath that they keep talking about the goose and shareholders
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