@madeindex They want you to have to pay them to masturbate even.

This is why you should read books. Stranger in a Strange Land was really fun when I was 12. I mean...she literally comes out to teach the boy the ways of the world and he almost groks himself out of existence and chokes on his own tongue. Absolute perfection. Of course the rest of the book is just orgies from then on (it's not, there's cannibalism also).