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Latest comic on the broligarghs' extremist fantasies of colonizing #Greenland

#tech #authoritarianism #imperialism #autocracy

Frozen Dystopia AMONG THOSE INTERESTED IN COLONIZING GREENLAND ARE TECH BROS WHO DREAM OF BUILDING AN AUTOCRATIC "UTOPIA." IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO MARS! FOR THIS WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF DESTROYING NATO AND THE POST-WWII ORDER THESE FANTASIES ARE PARTLY INSPIRED BY ISAAC ASIMOV'S FOUNDATION SERIES IN WHICH A REMOTE PLANET BECOMES A BASE FOR A MATH GENIUS TO SAVE HUMANITY. GHOST OF ASIMOV: HOW CONVENIENTLY THESE FOOLS FORGET MY SUPPORT FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND INTERNATIONAL LAW! WHEN THE BROLIGARCHS EVENTUALLY ARRIVE… DUDE, I LOVE HOW MY SPERM DONATION FOR FUTURE HIGH-IQ ALPHAS FREEZES INSTANTLY. ER, DON'T SLIP ON THE "ICE." THE HONEYMOON DOESN'T LAST LONG. TECH BRO IN CYBERTRUCK ON BREAKING ICE SHEET: I AM THE KING OF QAQORTOQ! KRAK! UH OH... GROK-HOW TO GET CYBERTRUCK OFF ICE FLOE? ©2026 Jen Sorensen
#tech #authoritarianism #Greenland #autocracy #imperialism
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