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1 week ago • •

What your coffee says about the average #Linux user ...

This is a funny meme about coffee preparation methods/machines and what they supposedly say about the user's personality, particularly relating them to different Linux distros. It shows 5 different coffee brewing methods and machines:

1. Debian user: Been using same machine for 10 years. (Drip coffee machine machine)

2. Gentoo user: Spends hours setting everything up (Espresso machine machine)

3. Arch User: It is all they need (Pour over machine)

4. Fedora User : Looks pretty cool (Chemex machine)

5. Ubuntu User - Preconfigured by manufacturer (Single-serve pod machine)

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in reply to nixCraft 🐧 • 1 week ago • •

What your coffee preparation method says about your text editor:

Classic countertop Mr. Coffee (vi/vim): Classic, reliable, ubiquitous

Fancy espresso machine (emacs): Lots of knobs & dials to twiddle, can produce excellent results (assuming you can figure out how), pretty sure you can check your email on it

A simple cone over a mug (ed): minimalist, hard to break, doesn't require much space

A carafe with a pour-over configuration (VS Code) : fashionable with the cool kids, seems to do an adequate job, not appreciably better than the classics

A Keurig machine (nano): Push the button, edit the text, who hurt you?

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