“Houses just aren’t meant to get wet. No insurance company anywhere would take on that kind of liability. If it’s possible to prove the house remained dry during the storm, and it just sort of fell down on its own, then maybe a case could be made for approving your claim.”

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https://theonion.com/north-carolina-family-informed-their-insurance-policy-voided-once-house-gets-wet/

North Carolina Family Informed Their Insurance Policy Voided Once House Gets Wet

ASHEVILLE, NC—Saying he wished there was more he could do to help as he pointed out a clause that showed he didn’t have to, a representative from an insurance company explained to local residents Stan and Loretta Coleman on Thursday that their policy…

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