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What are your thoughts on sewer surveillance?


in reply to cy_narrator

The much more present issue is your own government ignoring the wastewater data dude. I remember they were able to do interesting things like figure out what kind of meth people were using with that wastewater analysis. It could be a really useful tool where other institutions have completely failed. I think you're just creeped out by science man.
in reply to mistermodal

op is creeped out not by science, but by the possibility of per-building analysis
in reply to WhyJiffie

Right, that's a crazy situation that nobody has even suggested that's being dreamed up to scaremonger about wastewater surveillance, which hasn't even been used to the extent it needs to for public health
in reply to cy_narrator

Teenage punk me hitchhiking through squats met everything from freegans to people who literally shit in litterboxes to save the planet's water.
in reply to PiraHxCx

Honestly that kind of stuff combined with a few landlords has made me really hate hippies. I just associated with narcissists.
in reply to cy_narrator

Dogs are able to casually identify the individual who produced the most minute sample of shit, tell you their last three meals, what they are going to die from, and when; and dog society didn't fall apart. We'll manage.
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in reply to Jerkface (any/all)

That's because the technology is socialized and every dog can use it. If only the dog ruling elite were able to tell that, you'd have a dog dystopian police state.
in reply to PiraHxCx

So, it all reduces to a prior problem. The sewers are a red herring.
in reply to Jerkface (any/all)

I have a English pit I've had since she was a very little pup. Early on I noticed that there were times when she seemed distressed. She would come nose punch me in the leg and whine and paw. As time progressed, I discovered she was actually predicting my seizures. At first I thought it coincidental, but the accuracy was just too uncanny to dismiss. I have read that before a person has a seizure, they emit a certain chemical odor that the dogs can sense. My lady friend also says my demeanor changes before I have a seizure, and my pit may also be picking up on those cues. She's never had any formal training, it's just something she does and I am grateful.
in reply to cy_narrator

It seems like pouring bleach in the toilet before flushing would fix that dystopia though
in reply to cy_narrator

If they found a single turd, they could absolutely trace it back to you. But fecal matter gets so mixed together, I don't think they'd be able to de-anonymize anyone by the time the waste stream reaches the sampling point.
in reply to cy_narrator

Have chronic diarrhea so they can't trace a single log back to you.
in reply to cy_narrator

I don’t think the toilet you shit in is going to be the main source of geographical data about you… Analyzing dookie with the intent of tracking pathogens and preventing future pandemics outweighs the risk of my poop being traced back to my butthole, imo.

So I guess the only viable alternative would be to build septic tank to fight such surveillance like we currently do with selfhosting to protect our data.


Selfhosted sewage is a very funny way to think about septic tanks. It’s not terribly off base, but the correlation made me chuckle.

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in reply to cy_narrator

in reply to cy_narrator

So this is actually my industry - Wastewater Based Epidemiology or WBE. It is very anonymous. There is no way to pick out one person's identity from the waste stream. What we get is a about 100mL of blend from 24 hour's worth of shit water passing into the treatment plant. A tiny treatment plant is processing 100,000 gallons per day, while a top 10 plant is processing > 100 Million gallons per day.
in reply to runner_g

While I have someone from the water business here I would like to ask a question: How are chemicals and plastics removed from waste water? Are they even?
in reply to Da Oeuf

They screen out large pieces of plastic. Waste water then often goes to large tanks where sediment settles out. Chemicals can also be added to coagulate smaller plastic debris for removal.
in reply to Da Oeuf

The primary purpose of wastewater treatment is biological material and nutrient removal, primarily nitrogen. Check out the wikipedia page for more details, I'm a biologist, not a chemist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wastewat…
in reply to runner_g

Is there anything to stop the next Shitantir(Palantir) from lobbying and then having this embedded into construction code, etc.? Look at all these small towns waking up to find ICE is accessing their traffic cameras and so are vigilante Texas sheriff's who don't think women should have abortions...the point being if it can be done, and the wrong people are in power and those systems are designed to be edit the wealthy and powerful, it is just a matter of doing nothing and it will happen.
in reply to pdxfed

Every treatment plant in the country is already collecting samples of wastewater as it enters and leaves the plant as they have to take certain measurements every day to show compliance. To my knowledge, there is no way to identify/track individuals based on wastewater. There is a government database of everyone's license plate.
in reply to runner_g

I think their point is about mandating in construction code to have per-house wastewater analysis devices
in reply to pdxfed

This is absurdly paranoid, not a possibility any sane person should be concerned about.
in reply to FoundFootFootage78

Sleep soundly, for a while. 10 years ago it wouldn't have even been worth joking about. Then you look at what car companies have done in the last decade, what Google and Apple have done, what Musk and Thiel have been doing just in the last 11 months, what Amazon and Ring have done, what police forces and Flock have been doing the last few years, what ICE is doing, you're fooling yourself if you think there are upper limits on the desire for control.

It could probably be obtained much for easily with verified biometricID to enter/purchase something, which could be done much more simply than the shit plot above.

in reply to runner_g

I've read some about wastewater testing and such, more towards the pharmaceuticals that our body excretes, which can proliferate our drinking water supply, and thus affect the population. It was quite interesting. I'm not sure if we filter for those elements now, or even if we can at the present.
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in reply to irmadlad

We don't. We could, but it would be absurdly expensive.
in reply to cy_narrator

the only viable alternative would be to build septic tank


Me realizing I'm ahead of the game because I live in a home with a septic tank. But when you have to pump that tank every 5 years, if you can't do that yourself, it's going to be a lot less anonymous than a centralized sewer.

in reply to cy_narrator

Wastewater analysis is a real thing and is very useful. People were using it to track covid after the pandemic although idk how accurate it was there.

The privacy concern here is only if they are getting per-household or per-toilette data. You don't have to worry about per-household analysis ever happening unless your sewer system is somehow privatized, in which case, lol rip.

Smart toilets exist and definitely are a massive privacy concern. But they haven't caught on because only rich weirdos would ever want their toilet to be an iot device.

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in reply to cy_narrator

Maby if you are a wistleblower or someone the government would want to keep track of, they may somehow engineer a biological weapon that does not harm but will replicate itself just enough for it to be released from behind and let them know where you are.


You know, if that infamous author hadn't written Do Not Create The Torment Nexus: A Cautionary Tale, there is an excellent chance the Torment Nexus would never have been built.

in reply to cy_narrator

Nah i think its fine. Let the nerds test water for viruses.