@dysfun
Her name is Rumbly Tumbly Lawnmower

because she will decapitate you with her blades?

@dysfun
Because she is a constitutively loud purrer, since she was born she will purr loudly enough to hear her across the room basically 24/7 except when she is asleep

@dysfun
Also its a family name, she comes from a long prestigious lineage of Lawnmowers

her siblings, flymo and milwaukee

@dysfun
She would never tolerate siblings or co-inhabitant cats, let alone let them share her name. While neither of us believes in the authority of the state, I believe in the authority held in common among mutually consenting people while she believes in the authority of force. She is a realpolitikal reaganite/thatcherite big business Republican turned crypto-fascist ancap, and believes it is her right to crush out of existence all things she does not deem worthy of sharing this earth with her.

@emma_cogdev
She is the decider of distance, either hiding in one of her many Holes, screaming at you from her perches, or trailing around underfoot until you sit down so she can prop herself up against your body and occupy as much of it as possible. She knows no such thing as respect, only power