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#Kagi translate now also offers the ability to translate your text into “LinkedIn speech”.

Been laid off because you were spending your time at work playing games and watching porn? Don’t worry, you have a new best friend who will turn your story into a fluffy condensate of hollow nonsense ready to be posted on #LinkedIn and attract hordes of recruiters to your profile.

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"My job is crap" translates to "I am currently open to new challenges and looking for a role that better aligns with my professional growth and values"
"I have just been laid off" translates in Linkedin speak as "I’m excited to announce that I’m starting a new chapter! After an incredible journey with my previous team, I am officially #OpenToWork and looking for my next challenge. I’m deeply grateful for the experiences and connections I’ve made, and I can’t wait to bring my skills to a new mission-driven organization. If you know of any opportunities in my field, I’d love to connect! #CareerUpdate #NewBeginnings #Networking"
"I laid off half of my staff because I want to keep all the money for myself" becomes "Today I made the difficult but necessary decision to streamline our operations and optimize our organizational structure for long-term fiscal agility. While parting ways with talented teammates is never easy, this strategic pivot allows us to maximize shareholder value and ensure a lean, high-performance culture as we scale toward our next chapter of profitability. #Leadership #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #BusinessStrategy"

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