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First, fuck McDonalds.
Second, fuck shrinkflation.
Third, fuck capitalism in general.

This isn't a burger patty, this is a meat-flavored Ritz cracker.

It's comically small.

This is a Big Mac that got lost in the desert for a month and was forced to drink its own beef juices to survive.

Was there a cow shortage and they had to just scrape whatever was leftover off the grill and into a rough approximation of disappointment?

#FuckCapitalism #Shrinkflation #FastFood

Big Mac container.
Opened Big Mac container, showing a Big Mac.
Opened Big Mac container, showing an opened Big Mac, and a wafer-thin meat patty.
Big Mac being held up so that both wafer-thin meat patties are visible.
#FastFood #shrinkflation #fuckcapitalism
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And yes, one of my guilty pleasures is McDonalds fast food. I know it's gross, but it hits my brain like crack and I get itchy for it once in a while...

Okay, I get cravings for SMEGs regularly. It's a travesty that they don't serve them all day anymore.

If I was president, I'd sign an executive order to make SMEGs available 24/7 and put them on the dollar menu (at their original size).

Fuck, now I'm craving one...or three.

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I'm in a part of the US that we have a hot n spicy mcgangbang to give it some more *umph*. 🤣
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i was around one of those parts and indeed it makes an objectively better sandwich
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