My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.
10 minutes later…
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Aral Balkan
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in reply to Aral Balkan • • •Jens Zalzala
in reply to Dan McCullough • • •Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
Aral Balkan
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