#UKpol #VoteBinface

I’m not so sure Farage has this in the bag. He was expecting to run unopposed and use the media circus to push his fascist agenda and divert attention away from his corruption allegations. Reform have enough support in his electorate that any other credible party would just be subjecting their candidate to Farage’s distasteful politics in the media, with the only reward being a certain loss, because the constituency already rejects their party’s policies in favour of Reform’s rhetoric.

Count Binface really only needs two policies.

1. Count Binface is not Nigel Farage.
2. Electing Count Binface would save the taxpayer from a second £350k by-election.

That’s it. Now Farage in not running unopposed, voters have a second choice, and Farage is going to have to debate and have his policies challenged by a political comedian, who should be able to dissect him like a high school biology project whenever they share a stage.

I understand they’re even examining legislation to allow Count Binface to wear his “head” in Parliament, and the implications of electing a character who would have to appear “in character” as a Member of Parliament.

This is possibly the most entertaining thing in politics right now.