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"You know, those things used to just be a bunch of nichrome wire and a bimetallic strip, no electronics at all"

"Toasters? That's preposterous, how would they calculate the ideal cooking temperature? How could they verify the Darkening Rights Management proteins in the bread?"

"Oh we never worried about that crap"

"Wait, did they not even cryptographically sign the char layer? How did your butter sprayers know how heavy of a coat to apply?"

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in reply to Kit Bashir

Florian Judith
Florian Judith
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@ploum ça me fait penser à quelque chose que tu aurais pu écrire !
@ploum
in reply to Florian Judith

ploum
ploum
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@Unixbigot : I’ve read a @pluralistic short story about digitally protected toasters. I don’t remember the title but it was exactly that!
@Cory Doctorow @Kit Bashir
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