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Do retro handhelds have untapped potential for privacy and security?


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in reply to AnimalsDream

The main issues I can see:
* lack of secure instant communication, like Signal
* missing secure wi-fi protocols
* no TLS >= 1.0 support
* expired root certificates
* backdoors, established digital forensic tools
* credentials stored in RAM

If somehow you can install an SSH v2 client, with 2FA login - will be somehow useful.

My fast research, a PSP with custom firmware, and PSPSSH SSH client (not sure if it supports current ciphers).

in reply to lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)

I've updated the post in response to yours and other comments. No need to rely on poor outdated solutions. Some of these devices, like the Retroid Pocket 5, almost are Android phones just with built in gaming inputs and no cellular chip. I can probably install Signal on it right now if I wanted to, though as it currently is, I would not trust Retroid as a company enough to rely on their firmware.
in reply to AnimalsDream

Define "retro", because no Game Boy supports Android or Linux that I know of. Nor even a DS.

Most retro handhelds do not have cellular network chips, gps, or even built it microphones or cameras


All I'm hearing here is that they're not useful for much. Not even audio calls if there's no microphone. I'm not sure what you'd use them for.

in reply to catloaf

A microphone can easily be added with headphones or earbuds. I've updated the post to include relevant info.
in reply to AnimalsDream

Okay, those devices are an entirely different category. If your goal is a full desktop environment, though, that's completely the wrong thing to look at. They don't have desktop input controls. The most widely supported device would probably be a Steam Deck or similar.

But, if your threat model is "being searched', it depends on who is doing the searching. NSA? They're going to pick you apart lest they have another Snowden. Immigration/customs? They're going to ask you to turn it on and show it's just a game console.

in reply to catloaf

in reply to AnimalsDream

A full desktop with touchscreen costs money for extra hardware, and developer salary to port and test the software. Selling more specialized devices means you can use less powerful hardware, an embedded(ish) OS like Android, and only run your one program. That's why the thing you're looking for doesn't exist, it just doesn't make sense as a product outside your one very specific use case.
in reply to catloaf

in reply to AnimalsDream

My laptop only has wifi and Bluetooth with no microphone or camera. What exactly are you referring to?
in reply to ocean

I've updated the post with relevant links and info. My first thought here is that your laptop is not pocketable, and if you were ever in a search and seizure situation, your laptop would be more likely to be one of the first things confiscated.
in reply to AnimalsDream

My first thoughts were the DS's pictochat or maybe PSP. No clue about how to use them like this, I doubt "modern" tools exist (yet). But it's creative, interesting, and I like the needless extra steps...so I support it
in reply to LazerDickMcCheese

While a person probably could spin up a very hacky solution on a DS or PSP, there's really no need to do anything so painful. I've updated the post to go a bit more into detail about this.