Do you want a T-Shirt?

"I have spent my entire weekend to fix the #crowdstrike mess and all I got was a lousy gift card"

https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/

In Germany you get two days free for every day of the weekend and one day for every night if you have wasted your time on this crap.

Tomorrow is the 25th #sysadminday

1. Don't accept warm words!
2. #unionize !
3. Refuse to deploy this kind of crap
4. Only fix security problems
5. Automate the right way
6. Leave your job before you burnout