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11/ begin with at least 5x as many onions as are normally required

10/ remove only the outer layers, which were naturally intended to prevent rot

9/ snip, top and bottom, slice roughly

8/ fry in butter, until, you know when

7/ ladle as much as possible into an imaginary hot dog bun, without a sausage

6/ with the right hand, direct the bun towards one's mouth

5/ maintain hand movement in the same direction until all onions have entered the mouth

4/ weep silently inside, with joy, at the uninterruptible taste of exquisitely caramelised onion, whilst using the left hand to mime wiping warm butter away from one's chin and clothing

3/ apply the now-empty buttered hand to your partner's face

2/ use the clean left hand to mime taking a selfie of the two of you

1/ send the photograph to me.

#software #onions #selfie