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Human who intentionally runs over another human with their car: Goes to prison.
Tech bro whose car is programmed to run over a human: Free marketing.
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Human who intentionally breaches a competitor's network: Goes to prison.
Tech bro whose computers are programmed to breach a competitor's network: Free marketing.
"But the plans were on display . . ."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a torch."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard."
He paused and maneuvered his thoughts. It was like watching oil tankers doing three-point turns in the English Channel.
