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The goat carries a castle on its back. From a distance, it looks like a model, the size of an apple box; if you get close, the castle suddenly towers over you.
Many assume a mage misheard a request for a moat. Regardless, the castle has withstood all attacks for centuries.
The goat wanders on.
The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.
No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.
The parking attendant moved on.
For as long as you can remember, time has always slowed down for you during moments of danger.
This power is automatic and time returns to normal once you are out of peril.
One day, however, the world stops, and you can't figure out why.
The swordmaster didn't do graduation ceremonies, but when you were ready, you'd be given a sword.
They got theirs on the same day; they hugged and kissed each other.
"Get out," the swordmaster said, smiling at the two women.
"Yes! We can kiss in public, we have swords!"
"Why would you-"
"Yes!"
