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So someone needs to mix Lonely Island's "I'm on a Boat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM&t=22s
to be Vance and
"I'm in a couch"
The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)
Music video by The Lonely Island performing I'm On A Boat. (C) 2009 Universal Republic Records#TheLonelyIsland #ImOnABoat #VevoYouTube
For unspeakable reasons there is suddenly a lot of talk about couch fucking on my timeline.
I have (a photo of) the perfect couch for it:
https://www.erosblog.com/2014/05/03/the-couch-of-gleaming-pussies/
#Couch #CouchFucking #Fucking #Sex #Furniture #FurniturePorn #Porn #Vance #JDVance #Hoax #AllegedHoax
The Couch Of Gleaming Pussies - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog
Coming in via Twitter we have what can only be described as the ultimate pussy couch: I imagine this sitting in the reception chamber for some middle-brow... Tagged: sex blogging, Fleshlight, pussy couchBacchus (ErosBlog: The Sex Blog)
His book was gifted to victims to signal stupidity or bought to inflate numbers but - so it seems - not to be actually read.
You can “find” anything remotely plausible in it because nobody really knows.
#couch #NoKinkShaming #JDVance #Vance
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* AFAIK noone admits to reading it. It may be full of very strange, yet plausible, invented stories about his life. We can only guess…
"Associated Press deletes fact-check debunking story about J.D. Vance and the couch"
https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-couch-story/
"The Associated Press produced a fact-check with the headline, 'No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.'
Hours later, the AP rewrote the headline.
'Posts spread baseless rumors about GOP vice presidential pick J.D. Vance having sex with a couch,' was the new headline Wednesday night."
#Vance #AP #couch #GOP #Trump #freak
Associated Press deletes fact-check debunking story about J.D. Vance and the couch
Conspiracy theories continue to spread through the 2024 election cycle, but one that began as a joke turned into an internet explosion in which even the Association Press got caught up.Sarah K. Burris (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)