Assholes at Stanford, you say?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
Via @alice
#assholes #stanford #surveillance #capitalism #SiliconValley #PeopleFarming
Assholes at Stanford, you say?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
Via @alice
#assholes #stanford #surveillance #capitalism #SiliconValley #PeopleFarming
John Mierau
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in reply to vanessa • • •is cool, and he know how to mute my BS 😉
@vanessa
vanessa
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Unknown parent • • •vanessa
Unknown parent • • •thanks, that's a cool question to ask ❤️
maybe I'll go back and ask the college, hey could I take another philosophy course?
whether it "fulfills the Minor" or not, I'd just love to take the class.
I want to take a Philosophy course!!!!
(ty for helping me realize this ❤️ )
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Unknown parent • • •vanessa
Unknown parent • • •sorry, I merged lots of ideas. so I didn't attend Stanford Univ. nor would I ever, omg.
I mean, who would? who would go to fuckin Stanford, laughable.
but so,
I attended a tiny college in the midwestern US. I had friends and good professors whom I loved.
They helped me feel free to explore. that's why it's sad to me -- despite the privilege and permission to explore what I loved, I still didn't, explore.
I still didn't get a fucking philosophy minor. really people???
vanessa
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Unknown parent • • •@vanessa did the philosophers of ancient Rome, the Taoist monks, or armchair-sitters around the world let something like not finishing a Stanford course stop them? I doubt it.
You have a social media account and the will to put your opinions out there—and at the end of the day, isn't that what the internet is all about?
vanessa
Unknown parent • • •why didn't I just take one more course and go for the philosophy minor? so that when I'm loafing on the couch, I could say I'm philosophizing?
oh well. I've made worse mistakes. like that DUI in 2018. it wasn't my fault though.
A far bigger mistake would've been attending fuckin Stanford University. Or allowing anyone I love to go there. That place sucks.
@alice @aral
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Unknown parent • • •vanessa
Unknown parent • • •people who understand statistics --not just the results, but how statistics are done -- are the absolute coolest people on the planet.
@aral
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Unknown parent • • •@vanessa I started out wanting to be a criminal psychologist for the FBI (too much X-Files I guess), then like 1-2 years in, it dawned on me that I'd have to work for the FBI to do that.
So I thought "abnormal psychology! That's needed in a few places!" and I was close to enough credits, so why not?
Then, while doing psych experiments, I learned statistics—and loved it.
Then to do statistics and experiments more effectively, I learned to code—and loved it.
So that's how I ended up with a Computer Information Systems degree, with a double minor in Behavioral Science and Statistics.
vanessa
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vanessa
Unknown parent • • •hey, you know what? just go to University of [insert your state]. if your pimply kid can get in there, they'll have a great time and emerge a better person than if they went to Stanford. Please encourage them to major in the humanities, after fucking around for the first 2+ years. They should not "choose a major" until their academic advisor forces them to do so, because they (said advisor) is "worried." Junior year, second semester. that's when they start worrying.
@aral @alice
vanessa
Unknown parent • • •cool. that's cool.
and I'm sure @aral is so happy to now be included in a discussion about the value of a liberal arts education vs being a shill for the Stanford - to- SiliconV pipeline.
I'm sorry. I'm just a bitter biologist who wished they had a philosophy minor.
💓 ❤️
Aral Balkan
in reply to vanessa • • •@vanessa Not at all; exactly the kind of discussion I’d want to be included in :)
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Unknown parent • • •vanessa
Unknown parent • • •I'm sorry. 😔
@aral
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