Genuine question, not a joke, I literally want to know and would love to hear from differently abled users: How horny should I make my alt text?

I know that alt text is supposed to be an *alternative* to looking at the image, not just a transcript. So for a porn drawing, should I be trying to arouse you? Should I be using uwu speak? Adding cutesy or teasy asides?

I am not joking. I want to know (esp from low-vision users) how pornographic my alt text should be.

#question #a11y #mastoart