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"Use AI or get left behind!" -Mitch McConnell
Photo released by McConnell's office as "proof of life" today. The picture does appear to contain part of the Sports section from today's WaPo. It may not really be AI, although it probably is heavily edited. He certainly hasn't looked that good in years, and he's not calling in to any news networks; Republicans get antsy when asked why he can't call CNN that if he can allegedly call other Republican grifters.
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UPDATE: Sorry, I take it back. We now have a much better proof of life photo from a source just as reliable as CBS.

#McConnell #Kentucky

The Weekly World News tabloid, legendary source of "BAT BOY FOUND IN CAVE," posts a pic of Mitch McConnell in front of some farm land next to an aged Elvis. Text reads "MCCONNELL LIVES?! Elvis Says Missing Senator Is Recovering At a Kentucky Farm"
#kentucky #mcconnell
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