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https://www.theonion.com/clarence-thomas-torn-over-case-where-both-sides-offer-c-1851566812
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
WASHINGTONβAdmitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compelling scuba trips.ji39f8deollek3 (The Onion)
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