Meanwhile the #MurdochJournal coverage is aggressively meh, like a Jersey Jets fan having to cover another loss. Rupert's editorial board twist themselves into hilarious pretzels.

Given that Dick Cheney is a #MurdochJournal god, you'd think the earth-shattering news that he is endorsing Kamala Harris would be front page news. But no, the Cheney story does not appear on the print or online front page. News judgment? Ha!