In fact, I'm a Alfred Wegener kinda guy. Plate techtonics--#GulfOfTheAmericas / #GolfoDeLasAméricas.

There are so may plates + countries involved!

Coincidentally, in colloquial Mexican Spanish to be "un golfo" means that you are lazy! 🤣

Oh, and it is too juicy 2 omit:
The third meaning of golfo (fem. golfa) is slut!

So, el Golfo de América is the male slut of America!
🤔🤣
s/:In fact, considering how the US has been treating some of the the Caribbean + Latin American states...