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Gave me a chuckle.

#Canada #Canadian

A text conversation between a Canadian and an Americam 1.02 PM - a canada goose just chased me across the parking lot. 1:03 PM - yes. they do that. 1:04 PM - it was hissing. it was not stopping. 1:05 PM - nesting season. you walked too close. 1:06 PM - i was 10 feet away. 1:07 PM - too close. 1:08 PM - these are called canada geese. you named a weapon after your country. 1:09 PM - they are protected under federal law. you cannot touch them. 110 PM - so they can attack me, and i cannot do anything about it. 111 PM - you back away slowly and do not make eye contact. 112 PM - like a velociraptor. 113 PM = exactly like a velociraptor.
#canada #canadian
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