him *reading on screen*: "tornado warning"
me: where?
him: I dunno, but there's a big red penis going through oklahoma
me *GIGGLESNORT*
him: apparently it's trying to get to the big red vagina over Wisconsin
me *dies* 🤣🤣🤣
(We're okay, but there is/was a tornado on the ground up north. Stay safe up there, y'all.)
