him *reading on screen*: "tornado warning"

me: where?

him: I dunno, but there's a big red penis going through oklahoma

me *GIGGLESNORT*

him: apparently it's trying to get to the big red vagina over Wisconsin

me *dies* 🤣🤣🤣

#marriage
#WeAreTwelve
#weather

(We're okay, but there is/was a tornado on the ground up north. Stay safe up there, y'all.)