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Splashdown in around 6h45m from literally as I post

eta: they just said 5:07pm Cascadian/Pacific time for splashdown so now you have a clock time too

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#Artemis #artemis2 #space #nasa

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picture from artemis 2's exterior camera - the closer it gets to earth the more it looks like actually quite good sfx? which is hilarious because it's real

#artemis #artemis2 #space #moon

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"...I think you're right. Full reverse - Chewie, lock in the auxiliary power!"
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whelp here's the "NASA PR0VES E4RTH IS FL/-\T!" photo that the nutters'll be using for the next 10 years

#nasa #ohHereWeGo #artemis #Artemis2

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y'know it seems wasteful not to reuse more of these ships but otoh I know I wouldn't buy a vehicle with 700,000 miles on the odometer so
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expecting to hear "THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS" during the blackout period

keep an eye out for green circles of light

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Splashdown confirmed. Integrity stable in the water at 7:07.47 pm NASA (Central) time, mission duration 9 days 1 hour 31 minutes 35 seconds unofficial.

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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ffft, stupid satphones don't work for astronauts either

can't even leave voicemail, not that anybody checks voicemail

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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NASA's going to try to call the astronauts' phones, see if that works better

I'm not even making this up

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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i mean it's not like they don't know where they are, worst case they can just pop over and knock

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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nobody mentioned bedazzling the outside of the hull

guess that's what they got up to on the far side

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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"Refined" splashdown and mission duration times:

Splashdown: 7:07.27 pm NASA (Central) time

Mission duration: 9 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, 15 seconds.

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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Capsule is on full shutdown, doing gas safety checks. Still waiting for the "front porch" inflatable.

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa

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they're negotiating over the price of the precious lunar ambergris they brought back from whaling on the moon
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y'know this _really did_ look like a Gerry and Sylvia Anderson "UFO" TV series UFO as it came in

#artemis #artemis2 #nasa #UFO

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navy people still trying to find the front door, circling and circling
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"the first crew member is out of integrity" uh, 1) rude 2) sus