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![Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2580077 "Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2566452 "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
Comic: "What I Want to Do" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in. We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat.rooniecomics.com
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2547827 "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
Comic: "Restraint" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!)) RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!)) RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.)) munch munch munchrooniecomics.com
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2508906 "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
![[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2485143 "[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]")
Full comic here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/coverage-2
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Comic: "Cool" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
DAMON: Stacy, if they figure out we don't know anything about cars, they'll take advantage of us. STACY: OK!! DAMON: So when the salesman comes, act like you know cars. Play it COOL.rooniecomics.com
![[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2463942 "[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]")
Comic: "I’m Sick" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
FLYNN: I'm sick! No one bother me! Leave me alone! FLYNN: But, you know, do come take care of me. FLYNN: But not in a bothering way! Stay away! FLYNN: But... Definitely come... ROONIE: OK.rooniecomics.com
Comic: "It’s Hard to Talk to You" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
FLYNN: I find it hard to talk to you. FLYNN: But... No one else is around, so what choice do i have? A pause. ROONIE: That's the nicest thing he's ever said to me! ROONIE: That's the nicest thing he's ever said to me.rooniecomics.com
Comic: "Predictable." from ROONIE THE RABBIT
SQUIRREL (as the Sun rises): The Sun rises in the East and sets in the West. SUN (thinking as it heads higher in the sky at midday): Don't be so sure! I'm not so predictable! I'm a wild card! I might just go south today! You don't know! Ha ha! The Su…rooniecomics.com
