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People cheering the Onion today may not know they re-introduced goddamn hand-holdable paper subscriptions this year. $99 gets you a dozen and a big ole warm fuzzy. ❀️

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The Onion acquiring Infowars with their bid backed by the actual families of Sandy Hook victims and aiming to use it to raise awareness about gun violence wasn't on my 2024 bingo card, but can't really complain about this turn of events.

"The Onion acquired the conspiracy theory platform’s website; social media accounts; studio in Austin, Texas; trademarks; and video archive. The sale price was not immediately disclosed. The Onion said its β€œexclusive launch advertiser” will be the gun violence prevention organization Everytown for Gun Safety. "

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JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness

CINCINNATIβ€”Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a dire warning Wednesday, alerting the public that millions of women may vote under the influence of menstrual madness. β€œIf they are permitte…
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