Why take a stance on everything, Vee?

Sometimes the best things are hybrid, not only in warfare:

"Steven Spielberg’s award-winning, critically-acclaimed “West Side Story,”... Nominated for 7 Academy Awards®.. .winner of three Golden Globe® awards.. [,] and a SAG Award...."

"West Side Story – Cast 2021 - America (From "West Side Story")"
youtube.com/watch?v=hoQEddtFN3…

#Humor
#HistoMusic

@Fensterputzer

😵‍💫🤣

nrw.social/@Fensterputzer/1142… @SheDrivesMobility

"Die #Kriminologie schaut vor allem auf die Verbrechen armer Menschen. Dabei schaden Reiche mit ihren Taten der Gesellschaft viel mehr."

sciencenotes.de/kriminalitaet-…

#Sarkasmus #Humor

Georg Bloemen

2025-03-24 16:19:09

Ja man darf doch Minderheiten nicht diskreminieren, oder so ähnlich.

🏴‍☠️ You can now show your #resistance to your country's leadership!

Wear your beliefs on your sleeves:
Represent & #Resist ✊

Get your completely FREE clothing print files here:
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Let's start making a statement today! Our government does not speak for us - we do!

#PublicDomain #CC0 #Design #Politics #Humor #Print #Clothing #Government #Tshirt #free #freedom #FCKtheGovernment #Art #GraphicDesign #Typography #Kunst #Politik #world #german #english

#Humor #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Katzen

#AltText
Ein Comic-Strip mit 9 Schritten von „Krieg und Erbsen" (War and Peas)“, der einen „Cat's Guide To A Successful Day“ darstellt

1) „Früh aufstehen:“ Die Katze setzt sich um 5 Uhr morgens auf das Gesicht ihres Menschen, während dieser noch schläft.

2) „Etwas Bewegung:“ Die Katze macht Akrobatik, indem sie sich an einem Vorhang festkrallt.

3) „Mach eine Pause“. Die Katze wird von...

[Fortsetzung im AltText des Bildes:]

#Humor #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Cartoons

#AltText
A comic strip of 9 steps by "War and Peas," depicting a "Cat's Guide To A Successful Day"

1) "Rise Early:" Cat sits on his human's face at 5 a.m. while (s)he's still sleeping.

2) "Get Some Excercise:" Cat does acrobatics clawing a curtain.

3) "Take A Break:" Cat is getting stroked by human on whose lap it sits.

4) "Eat Healthy:" Cat makes a face chewing on a plant in a pot.

5) "Voice...

[continued in alt text of picture]

#USPol #MAGA #Fascism #Trump #Humor #Cartoon
#MassDepotations

(3/3)

... around their ankles] in white clothing are being forcibly led by the officer and other uniformed personnel. The ground is barren, and the sky is clear.

The cartoon is framed with an orange border, and the text above the image reads,
"Cartoonists are doing the work that journalists are afraid to do."

Provided by @ altbot, generated privately and locally using Ovis2-8B"

//

#USPol #MAGA #Fascism #Trump #Humor #Cartoon
#MassDepotations

(1/n)

I think this very fitting image deserves an #AltText:

"The image is a cartoon by #Slyngstad, dated 2025, depicting a scene with a military officer [looking like #DonaldTrump, but dressed like #AdolfHitler in his #SA uniform:] in a tan uniform with a red armband [portraying a "T, " similar in style of the Nazi paramilitary organization #SA, #Sturmabteilung, though with a #Swastika,]...

#USpol #Sarcasm #Humor #History

#TrumpIsNoCaesar

(2/2)

... the #MiddleAges, it came to mean a superior king, e. g. tsar, in the West, "Kaiser" in addition came to mean protector of the Holy See.

We all know how it ended.

//

PS
If anyone comes across the black bust of Donald J. Trump (im)posing as #GaiusJuliusCaesar, please send me a link here, I'd like to add it.

#USpol #Sarcasm #Humor #History

#TrumpIsNoCaesar

(1/2)

Me, too. It has such nice details.
Did U notice the red hue on the king's left side, e. g.?

The #RomanRepublic, which served as a template for the #AmericanExperiment, would have no more kings, so Julius Caesar could not become one, having to satisfied the title of Perpetual Dictator.

His cognomen, Ceasar, was adopted by his successors as a synonym for "emperor." In...

@Nonilex

I cannot possibly post this on a #Caturday what a friend of mine forwarded me from TikTok.

You're missing your late cat 🐱? /You're thinking 🤔 of getting a cat 😻?
Well, watch this video clip about "cats gonna be cats" 😾and think again! 🐈🐈‍⬛

#Humor #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Pets

See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.

#humor #cars #tesla #germans #elonmusk

Day 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"

#dog #dogs #otter #otters #humor #humour

#Humor #Kaffee

Bildunterschrift:

"#Lebensweisheit:

Gönnen Sie sich jeden Morgen 8-12 Stunden Zeit für sich selbst, um sich auf den Tag vorzubereiten" steht oben auf dem Bild.

Darunter ist das Bild einer [jüngeren] Frau zu sehen, die ihr Gesicht auf ihre Hand stützt und eine Zigarette im Mund hat. Auf dem Tisch vor ihr stehen eine Teekanne, eine Tasse, ein Glas, eine kleine Schachtel, ein Teller mit zwei Eiern, etwas Brot und ein Messer.

... von @altbot, erstellt mit Gemini".

#Humor #Coffee

Caption:

"#LifeHack:
Allow yourself 8-12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day" is at the top of the image.

Below this is a painting of a woman, resting her face on her hand, with a cigarette in her mouth. On the table in front of her is a teapot, cup, a glass, a small box, a plate with two eggs, some bread, and a knife.

Provided by @altbot, generated using Gemini"

@VeroniqueB99

#USpol #Trump #Humor #Immigration #FediLaw

I think this post deserves an #AltText:

"@HistoPol Here is an alt-text description for the image:

A photo of Donald, Ivana, Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric Trump is shown. The photo is accompanied by a text overlay that states, "Donald Jr. was born in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, Eric in 1984. Their mother, Ivana, didn't become a U.S. citizen until 1988.
If birthright citizenship is being...

[Continued in altext of picture]

"#Idiocracy's premise is the degredation of human IQ is a function of birth rates: The intelligent struggle with when/if they should have children... while idiots around them breed like rabbits."

▶️ Idiocracy is Becoming Real
youtube.com/watch?v=TtDWDWY_7B…
#humor

¿ Como llegue hasta ahí ?

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#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
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#Photograph #cute #books #foods #follow #dogs #dogsofmastodon

If you own a 🛴#Segway and haven't done this, what's even the point in a 🛴#Rome #RomanEmpire #RomanLegion #Legionnaire #Chariot #Chariots.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor