Hhehehe

Credit: The New Yorker cartoons

#crypto #ai #humor #comic #art

Tanke om integritet.

Den säkraste av alla nojiga sätt att kommunicera privat, torde vara att lära sig teckenspråk, köpa ett grodmans-kit, åka ut 3-4 sjömil i grumligt vatten, dyka ner minst 10 meter och där kommunicera nära ostört..Eller? #humor

I am obeying the inscrutable exhortations of my soul today

Actually, off to see the orthopedic doctor…

#CalvinAndHobbses #Humor

#Stonetoss: If the Glove Fits

#rofl #humor #fun #lol #lmao #funny #OJSimpson #vaxx

#rofl #humor #fun #lol #lmao #funny

POV: You are a very smol train.
[sound on for effects]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #modeltrain

An onion relish so good it IS illegal!

Proofreading: it matters!

#food #sandwich #onions #caramelized #humor #humour #writing #proofreading

Yay, it's another melodic #caturday [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

I want your clothes, your boots and your car!

#humour #humor #terminator

My astronaut-girlfriend left me. She apparently needed some space...

#humor #jokes #puns #space #moon #breakup #girlfriend #aiart #digitalart

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out!

#humor #funny #dadjokes #puns #aiart #digitalart

Tengo tanto en que meditar.

#art #photography
#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
#catsofmastodon #cats #artwork #FediArt #animals #animal #humor #coffee #breakfast #tea #nature #books #fedicats #MastoCats
#Photograph #cute #books #foods

@luzkenin
#Humor

Yes, you look that sinister. I can totally see that. 😉

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto_(mythology)

god in Roman religion, Plouton in Greek

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This is the correct response.

#evil #bunny #easterbunny #therapy #humor #humour #easter #eastersunday

Yeah, like that would work, especially on an anarchistic #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

"Hey Bob, I know you've just dropped acid and all, but we really need the cover illustration for the Easter issue of Space Dorks magazine."

#easter #sf #sciencefiction #humor #humour #goodfriday #scifi #SFF #pulp #easterbunny

#USpol #TedCruz #LawFedi #Legal #Humor

Oh, yes I can really see #CanCunCruz pushing for that bill!

"Ted Cruz pushes bill seeking police escorts for #US lawmakers at airports #breakingnews #news"