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Me (shopping around on #LexCorp): Mmm, this 12oz #YerbaMate gourd I got is just way too big. I can never finish it in a day. Oh, this 8oz one looks really nice! It's only $9!
*POOF* A winged, portly lady wearing sweatpants and a hoodie appears amidst a shimmering blue light, hovering in my room. She is holding a magic wand, which may actually be a miniature magical rubber stress-relieving mallet.
Me: "WHO ARE YOU?!?"
ACFG: "Why silly Dane, I'm your anti-consumerist fairy godmother!"
Me: "Anti-Consumerist Fairy Godmother!?"
ACFG: "Yes, but you don't have to capitalize my name. I'm chill."
Me: "Oh. Well, hi, anti-consumerist fairy godmother. What do you want??"
ACFG: "To bop you on your cute little forehead and to remind you that you don't HAVE to buy a new mate, you can just pour in less yerba, you lunkhead!"
*BONK!*
The world goes dark for a moment. Feeling slightly dizzy, I open my eyes. I close the amazon window and go on about my day.
Now *that* is just such an apt description of the current #US situation, Vee.
There is one big thing missing, though: the tsunami that is about to hit the #plutocrats in the lifeboat, be it through global warming, nuclear warfare, or a financial meltdown once the greenback loses its reserve-currency status altogether.
The level of public debt is, in comparison to other Western OECD countries, simple unsustainable.
mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/…
!["The image is a political cartoon depicting a scene of economic distress.
In the foreground, two men in suits are in a [life]boat labeled "TAX CUTS FOR RICH," holding a [small but overbearing] safe and a wine glass, with one man rowing.
They are saying, "WE, TOO, ARE TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT!" In the background, a large ship labeled "ECONOMIC CHAOS" is sinking, with people falling into the water.
In the water, a group of people is holding a sign that reads "MIDDLE CLASS," with their hands reaching out for help. The cartoon uses symbolism to represent the economic struggles of the middle class and the perceived lack of concern from those [US billionaires] benefiting from [#Tump's unheard of] tax cuts [as proposed in his #BigBeautifulBill].
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In the foreground, two men in suits are in a [life]boat labeled \"TAX CUTS FOR RICH,\" holding a [small but overbearing] safe and a wine glass, with one man rowing.
They are saying, \"WE, TOO, ARE TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT!\" In the background, a large ship labeled \"ECONOMIC CHAOS\" is sinking, with people falling into the water.
In the water, a group of people is holding a sign that reads \"MIDDLE CLASS,\" with their hands reaching out for help. The cartoon uses symbolism to represent the economic struggles of the middle class and the perceived lack of concern from those [US billionaires] benefiting from [#Tump's unheard of] tax cuts [as proposed in his #BigBeautifulBill].
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"Master has given Dobby a dog bed!"
[a woman opening a package and a whippet dog getting increasingly excited as it sees it's a dog bed for it.]
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofMastodon #Dobby #DobbyLives #humor #humour
Fairly short & sweet video highlighting the absurdities of Star Wars from a certain point of view.
I wish I had public library energy 😁
@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁
@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading
#IReadBannedBooks
#BannedBook #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
Why Is Everybody Knitting Chickens?
ironicsans.ghost.io/why-is-eve…
#HackerNews #Knitting #Chickens #Knitting #Community #Crafting #Trends #Ironic #Humor
Why Is Everybody Knitting Chickens?
A couple years ago, my wife began knitting. And when she takes an interest in something, she goes all in. She’s a perfectionist about learning a new craft, so in a short amount of time, she’s gotten pretty damn good.David Friedman (Ironic Sans)
Need a lifeboat from the Microsoft #GitHub liner?
Try these free & open-source alternatives:
✔ @Codeberg & Framagit by @Framasoft - non-profit, hosted git clouds
✔ @forgejo & Sourcehut - self-hosted git havens
🖼️ CC0 / Public Domain by madeindex.org
Surprisingly #Codeberg
doesn't seem to accept #crypto donations - for legal reasons?
docs.codeberg.org/improving-co…
#foss #opensource #software #tech #technology #it #code #coding #parody #free #Microsoft #framasoft #design #floss #humor #CC0
Come on guys, pay attention to the kerning.
#kerning #typography #graphicdesign #seasonal #weird #signs #humor #humour
I’m sorry to everyone to whom this is going to be maddening. It was too funny not to share though.
Los lunes me cuesta levantarme
#art #photography
#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love #follow
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
#catsofmastodon #cats #artwork #FediArt #animals #animal #humor #coffee #breakfast #tea #nature #books #fedicats #MastoCats
#Photograph #cute #books #foods
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Part Where Trump Pardons Him Trump Pardon
NEW YORK—Insisting that they were all busy people with Longtime Diddy associates are already laying the
things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S... groundwork for a pardon by cozying up to Trump officials.
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@swin24.bsky.social
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| am publishing soon something we were
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| am not joking
May 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM 23 Everybody can reply
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CEE ERES @ Bluesky Elder
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Part Where Trump Pardons Him Trump Pardon
NEW YORK—Insisting that they were all busy people with Longtime Diddy associates are already laying the
things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S... groundwork for a pardon by cozying up to Trump officials.
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