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![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2547827 "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
COMIC VIDEO: Descriptive
Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude
#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny
How are trees big?
How are trees big?
A few months ago I was looking at the trees in my backyard and marveling at their size. Then it suddenly dawned on me. Where does all the stuff that makes a ...YouTube
COMIC VIDEO: Thirsty
If chugging water on your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis
#hydration #comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad
![Person: Hey boss, why—
Boss: Don't @ me until i've had my coffee.
[Boss drinks from coffee mug]
Person: Okay, so why—
Boss: (handing over the mug) Hold that.
[The boss reaches offscreen and is now holding a to-go coffee cup]
Boss: That was actually your coffee. I'm still not ready yet.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2519943 "Person: Hey boss, why—
Boss: Don't @ me until i've had my coffee.
[Boss drinks from coffee mug]
Person: Okay, so why—
Boss: (handing over the mug) Hold that.
[The boss reaches offscreen and is now holding a to-go coffee cup]
Boss: That was actually your coffee. I'm still not ready yet.")
How many hobbies can you have?
How many hobbies can you have?
YouTube shorts are limited to 60 seconds so when I finish with some of my longer animations I have to cut out some of the shots to make it fit. This one need...YouTube
Liz Truss on Fox News!
Featuring Nerine Skinner
#comedy #satire #funny #LizTruss #FoxNews #DonaldTrump
Liz Truss on Fox News!
Liz Truss takes her book promotion to the US!Featuring the brilliant Nerine Skinner @nerineskinner !www.ko-fi.com/nerineskinner www.nerineskinner.co.ukLive s...YouTube
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2508906 "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
Frankie Play: Dragon's Dogma 2, Fediverse Exclusive!
Our first try at live streaming to the Peertube server went off with out a hitch! Okay, there were several hitches, including a broken up VoD. Here's a stitched together version, complete with subtitles.
We'll be streaming more to https://puppet.zone directly but we'll record locally and upload the VoD manually until Frankie can work out the technical wotsits.
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#comics #funny #lol #comicstrip #kevincomics #conanobrien #hotones
#Funny Moments with #Furry #Friends! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n5Y4f_JJZo
Funny Moments with Furry Friends | FailToks
Get ready to #laugh until you cry with #FailToks' latest compilation of #Funny Moments with #Furry #Friends! Our #adorable #animals are up to their #hilariou...YouTube
![[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2485143 "[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]")
![[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2463942 "[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]")
Emergency assistance.
Animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/Axhu0VqFAHo
![[A robot approaches a person while a child is sitting on the ground crying.]
Robot: Oh my goodness, do you need help?
Person: With what?
Robot: Your child is crying.
Person: Yes, I know.
Robot: Are they injured or...?
Person: No, she’s just mad I wouldn't let her play in dog poop.
Robot: Аh, it's hard to want things.
Person: Life is full of disappointments.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2453461 "[A robot approaches a person while a child is sitting on the ground crying.]
Robot: Oh my goodness, do you need help?
Person: With what?
Robot: Your child is crying.
Person: Yes, I know.
Robot: Are they injured or...?
Person: No, she’s just mad I wouldn't let her play in dog poop.
Robot: Аh, it's hard to want things.
Person: Life is full of disappointments.")
Emergency Assistance
Baby’s first existential crisis. #funnyvideos #funnymemes #animatedshort #storytimeanimated #robot #parenting #parentingmemes #shortsYouTube
Even after the amazing Night 1 of WrestleMania, the absolute BEST part of the weekend so far is still:
"If you think that the spirit of ECW died in a bankruptcy court in 2001, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!!!" 🤣
Even better, is Randy Orton's reaction to this revelation just laid out by The Wiseman...here's an uncensored fancam version of that segment, Randy is on the right of Paul, near the corner turnbuckle. 
https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=1HJ_VA1psEY
#WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleMania40 #WWEHOF #PaulHeyman #ProWrestling #ProfessionalWrestling #Funny
