To my fellow famously #protest-averse #Americans:

#April5

#MoveOn, #Indivisible, 50501, etc are having nationwide demonstrations

Everyone show up

*Everyone*

"But I have to go to Starbucks and scroll Instagram"

The #economy is about to go in the toilet due to #Trump. That's a thing a lot of you assholes pretend to care about

The rest of us will be there for #NeriAlvaradoBorges

Deported to #ElSalvador over a "gang" (#Autism Acceptance) #tattoo

Find your local spot

Show the fuck up