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Cat's Guide to a Successful Day
9-Panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Title card with a wide-eyed black cat and the words “Cat’s Guide to a Successful Day.” Panel 2: "Rise Early" - The cat wakes its owner by sitting on their head as the sun rises. Panel 3: "Get Some Exercise" - The cat enthusiastically climbs a curtain, shredding it in the process. Panel 4: "Take a Break" - The cat relaxes on the owner's lap while they read a book. Panel 5: "Eat Healthy" - The cat bites a houseplant, looking guilty but determined. Panel 6: "Voice Constructive Criticism" - The cat meows aggressively at its owner, who is trying to work at the computer. Panel 7: "Smash the Patriarchy" - The cat scratches the side of a green armchair, staring defiantly. Panel 8: "Make New Allies" - The cat shakes paws with a small mouse, both looking pleased. Panel 9: "Unwind with Loved Ones" - The cat cuddles with the owner, all looking content.

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A comic strip of 9 steps by "War and Peas," depicting a "Cat's Guide To A Successful Day"

1) "Rise Early:" Cat sits on his human's face at 5 a.m. while (s)he's still sleeping.

2) "Get Some Excercise:" Cat does acrobatics clawing a curtain.

3) "Take A Break:" Cat is getting stroked by human on whose lap it sits.

4) "Eat Healthy:" Cat makes a face chewing on a plant in a pot.

5) "Voice...

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#AltText A comic strip of 9 steps by "War and Peas," depicting a "Cat's Guide To A Successful Day" 1) "Rise Early:" Cat sits on his human's face at 5 a.m. while (s)he's still sleeping. 2) "Get Some Excercise:" Cat does acrobatics clawing a curtain. 3) "Take A Break:" Cat is getting stroked by human on whose lap it sits. 4) "Eat Healthy:" Cat makes a face chewing on a plant in a pot. 5) "Voice Constructive Criticism:" Cat meows, sitting on a laptop's keyboard in front of a human in a chair, looking at it angrily. 6) "Smash The Patriachy:" Cat repeatedly digs its claws into the side of an armchair. 7) "Make New Allies:" in contrast to Tom & Jerry, the cat and a mouse fist-bump, looking solemly. 8) "Unwind With Loved Ones:" cat sits on top a human, lying asleep on a couch. // Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/114200952412757769
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Ein Comic-Strip mit 9 Schritten von „Krieg und Erbsen" (War and Peas)“, der einen „Cat's Guide To A Successful Day“ darstellt

1) „Früh aufstehen:“ Die Katze setzt sich um 5 Uhr morgens auf das Gesicht ihres Menschen, während dieser noch schläft.

2) „Etwas Bewegung:“ Die Katze macht Akrobatik, indem sie sich an einem Vorhang festkrallt.

3) „Mach eine Pause“. Die Katze wird von...

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dessen Schoß sie sitzt, gestreichelt. 4) „Essen Sie gesund:“ Die Katze verzieht das Gesicht und kaut an einer Topfpflanze. 5) „Konstruktive Kritik üben:“ Die Katze miaut und sitzt auf der Tastatur eines Laptops vor einem Menschen, der auf einem Stuhl sitzt und sie wütend ansieht. 6) „Smash The Patriachy:“ Die Katze bohrt wiederholt ihre Krallen in die Seite eines Sessels und zerkratzt ihn stark. 7) „Make New Allies“: Im Gegensatz zu Tom & Jerry stoßen die Katze und eine Maus die Fäuste an und schauen feierlich. 8) „Unwind With Loved Ones“: Die Katze sitzt auf einem Menschen, der schlafend auf einer Couch liegt. // Quelle: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/114200952412757769
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