If you ever feel like #life is boring, I have some random #facts that will make just the idea of existing more interesting -

1. You're basically a chemical reaction that never bothered to stop, then figured out how to self replicate, and become sentient over billions of years of tiny, random changes.

2. Your life is sustained by a giant nuclear explosion that hasn't stopped yet.

3. You can see because of the radiation it produces.

4. Puppies, and kittens.

#writing #humor #randomthoughts

#Humor #DEpol #BAMF #Satire

Wie in #Deutschland die #Migrationspolitik funktioniert👈

Videoclip, der aufzeigt, wo die neue #Bundesregierung ansetzen kann, um den #Einbürgerungsprozess zu optimieren:

🤣🤣🤣

#Humor #NelFrattempo
👉Update: #HabemusPapam👈

Unsere Geheimagenten im #Vatikan haben aufgedeckt, dass während des #Konklaves 👉doch ein #SchwarzerPapst gewählt wurde:👈

Our secret agents in the #Vatican have uncovered that a👉 #BlackPope was elected during the #Conclave after all:👈

🥂

#meme #linux #windows #microsoft #os #software #kill #command #commandline #terminal #control #process #nerd #humor #just4fun

#linux #software #meme #os #distro #distribution #fan #nerd #humor #knowledge #just4fun

Sombras nada mas .

#art #photography
#mastodon #friends #MastoPhotography #love #follow
#CreativeToots #mastoart #streetphotography #streetart
#catsofmastodon #cats #artwork #FediArt #animals #animal #humor #coffee #breakfast #tea #nature #books #fedicats #MastoCats
#Photograph #cute #books #foods

At last the #technology is being used for something useful 🤣

watch: img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/…

#joke #humor #lol #lmao #just4fun

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

xkcd: About 20 Pounds

#xkcd #Humor #DarkMatter #webcomic
xkcd: About 20 Pounds

Hahaha, the expression of the left cat. 😹

The headline reads "Building evacuated… Firefighters rescued four cats from building fire in Waidhofen [Austria]."

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #animal #animals #funny #fun #humor #humour #LOL #fire #katze #katzen #chat

Everything could be so easy, why isn't it?

#meme #ai #technology #terminator #skynet #instructions #future #humanity #comic #nerd #humor #software #lol #just4fun #lmao #rotfl #fun #funny #joke

The penguin of my life 🐧💻

#tux #penguin #linux #meme #software #love #os #nerd #humor

Here’s a good accessibility joke. I hope you get it.

#a11y #humor #notfunnyhaha

Today's ridiculously adorable #caturday content

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

The Map Isn’t The Territory But It Is Art

xenofact.com/2025/05/01/the-ma…

@Bundesregierung

#DEpol #Humor

Es wird echt Zeit für eine neue #Bundesregierung in #Deutschland: mit der #InnerenSicherheit geh es immer mehr den Bach runter!

👉Berlin: Lkw-Fahrer flüchtet nach Unfall mit Polizeiwagen👈

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| Regional #Berlin #Deutschland #Drogenhandel #Germany #KIOTS #Polizei #texttospeech #Unfälle #Verbrechen

Berlin: Lkw-Fahrer flüchtet nach Unfall mit Polizeiwagen | Regional - Deutschland

Berlin – Ein Lastwagenfahrer fiel der Polizei in der Nacht in Lichterfelde auf, da er ungewöhnlich langsam fuhr und heftig gestikulierte.

^Deutschland

Gnihihihi... 🤣
#humor

If I had a dog, I can imagine this happening

Find My Devices is one of my favorite tools, as you wouldn’t believe where I find things at times.

#electronics #humor

Another highly coordinated caturday.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: A black cat and a white cat on a running wheel. The white cat grabs hold and falls down on top of the black cat, who then also falls off the wheel. Idiots.]

And so the publishing world began.

#fakefact #MaundyThursday #easter #humor #humour #books #book #writing #writingcommunity

#humor #ornithology #birds #photography #alt

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Just to be clear, not my photo…so to whomever took it,,hats off