For unspeakable reasons there is suddenly a lot of talk about couch fucking on my timeline.

I have (a photo of) the perfect couch for it:

https://www.erosblog.com/2014/05/03/the-couch-of-gleaming-pussies/

#Couch #CouchFucking #Fucking #Sex #Furniture #FurniturePorn #Porn #Vance #JDVance #Hoax #AllegedHoax

The Couch Of Gleaming Pussies - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

Coming in via Twitter we have what can only be described as the ultimate pussy couch: I imagine this sitting in the reception chamber for some middle-brow... Tagged: sex blogging, Fleshlight, pussy couch

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If Etsy acquires, gets acquired by, or merges with eBay or Amazon or Alibaba or Temu in the next six months, I called it yesterday, based on my theory that when a platform rolls out new pornocalypse policies, it usually indicates a financial inflection point like a merger or acquisition.

Here's yesterday's ErosBlog post on the upcoming Etsy pornocalypse:

https://www.erosblog.com/2024/07/05/pornocalypse-comes-for-etsy/

#Pornocalypse #Etsy #ErosBlog #Finance #News #Merger #Prediction #eBay #Amazon #Temu #Porn #Ban #PornBan

Pornocalypse Comes For Etsy - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

I have argued that the pornocalypse began with Meg Whitman's eBay, back in the last century: Then Meg Whitman happened. It’s too many years ago now for me... Tagged: sex blogging,

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