#JDVance #Couch

So someone needs to mix Lonely Island's "I'm on a Boat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM&t=22s

to be Vance and

"I'm in a couch"

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)

Music video by The Lonely Island performing I'm On A Boat. (C) 2009 Universal Republic Records#TheLonelyIsland #ImOnABoat #Vevo

^YouTube

For unspeakable reasons there is suddenly a lot of talk about couch fucking on my timeline.

I have (a photo of) the perfect couch for it:

https://www.erosblog.com/2014/05/03/the-couch-of-gleaming-pussies/

#Couch #CouchFucking #Fucking #Sex #Furniture #FurniturePorn #Porn #Vance #JDVance #Hoax #AllegedHoax

The Couch Of Gleaming Pussies - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

Coming in via Twitter we have what can only be described as the ultimate pussy couch: I imagine this sitting in the reception chamber for some middle-brow... Tagged: sex blogging, Fleshlight, pussy couch

^{Bacchus (ErosBlog: The Sex Blog)}

i made a small adjustment

for, you know

clarity

#couch #vance #jdvance

"Associated Press deletes fact-check debunking story about J.D. Vance and the couch"

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-couch-story/

"The Associated Press produced a fact-check with the headline, 'No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.'

Hours later, the AP rewrote the headline.

'Posts spread baseless rumors about GOP vice presidential pick J.D. Vance having sex with a couch,' was the new headline Wednesday night."

#Vance #AP #couch #GOP #Trump #freak

Associated Press deletes fact-check debunking story about J.D. Vance and the couch

Conspiracy theories continue to spread through the 2024 election cycle, but one that began as a joke turned into an internet explosion in which even the Association Press got caught up.

^{Sarah K. Burris (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}