Ooh, in that case I'd be torn between:

(a) sticking it down my pants to give him some "special" footage before stomping, or

(b) pretending to be grateful, getting up on stage and then recording as I flick one of his ears repeatedly until he starts crying and promises to stop actively trying to make the world a worse place, and then stomp them.

(a) would be the lesson of a lifetime ;)

Then those poor workers in Kenya would have to watch it though:
mastodon.social/@madeindex/116…

MadeInDex 📰🌎

2026-03-06 11:23:14

#Meta stores & makes people in Kenya watch everything their users' #smartglasses record (if not opted out) supposedly even having sex, using the toilet, & changing clothes.

Whatever you do, Meta sees, Meta hears, Meta knows:

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/0…

Same for #MetaAI:
Meta confirmed that it “sometimes” shares content that users share with the Meta AI generative AI chatbot with contractors to review with “the purpose of improving people’s experience...”

#News #Privacy #Tech #It #Technology #ars

Workers report watching Ray-Ban Meta-shot footage of people using the bathroom

Meta accused of "concealing the facts" about smart glass users' privacy.

^{Scharon Harding (Ars Technica)}

Judging by that story, they would have seen worse... 😬

PS Bloody hell, that's even more of a privacy nightmare than I imagined.

@imalcolm Yeah that one was just like WTF

In our #Reddit community we have a good collection of others:
reddit.com/r/DeMeta/

@imalcolm Glad you like it! Just really started it a couple of months ago and already so many great people joined :)

There is a big DeMeta plan hehe Once I have more time I will announce it!