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![[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2675037 "[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.")
![Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say "Good, how are you?." and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2653866 "Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say \"Good, how are you?.\" and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!")
![[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2648307 "[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]")
![Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2642262 "Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]")
![[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2636045 "[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.")
Paint the shed.
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![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2598284 "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
Welcome to Monday's #webcomics, in which we decide who should be in prison and who shouldn't.
Clarice, fucked-up mass murderer? Yes.
https://www.agirlandherfed.com/
Leopold, absolute but well-meaning twerp who's never killed nothin'? No.
https://sidequested.com/
#comic #comics #webcomic #indie
Home - Side Quested Webcomic
A Fantasy romcom webcomic, updates every Monday and Thursday.Side Quested Webcomic
![Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2580077 "Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2566452 "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
Comic: "What I Want to Do" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
A fox and rabbit cut yellow fabric. FOX: Why do we always end up doing what I want to do? RABBIT: Because you're louder, and I always give in. We see the fox and rabbit are in a boat.rooniecomics.com
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2547827 "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
Comic: "Restraint" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!)) RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!)) RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.)) munch munch munchrooniecomics.com
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2508906 "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
