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I dont have any #Insta account. Never installed in my device 😅
No #Fb
No #X
No #Telegram
No #LinkedIn
No #Whatsapp
No #Discord
No #Snapchat
No #Tiktok
Only using #Mastodon .. Let's see how long I'll stay here too 🤣
#mastodon #telegram #tiktok #discord #linkedin #x #whatsapp #insta #fb #snapchat

#Kagi translate now also offers the ability to translate your text into “LinkedIn speech”.

Been laid off because you were spending your time at work playing games and watching porn? Don’t worry, you have a new best friend who will turn your story into a fluffy condensate of hollow nonsense ready to be posted on #LinkedIn and attract hordes of recruiters to your profile.

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"My job is crap" translates to "I am currently open to new challenges and looking for a role that better aligns with my professional growth and values"
"I have just been laid off" translates in Linkedin speak as "I’m excited to announce that I’m starting a new chapter! After an incredible journey with my previous team, I am officially #OpenToWork and looking for my next challenge. I’m deeply grateful for the experiences and connections I’ve made, and I can’t wait to bring my skills to a new mission-driven organization. If you know of any opportunities in my field, I’d love to connect! #CareerUpdate #NewBeginnings #Networking"
"I laid off half of my staff because I want to keep all the money for myself" becomes "Today I made the difficult but necessary decision to streamline our operations and optimize our organizational structure for long-term fiscal agility. While parting ways with talented teammates is never easy, this strategic pivot allows us to maximize shareholder value and ensure a lean, high-performance culture as we scale toward our next chapter of profitability. #Leadership #GrowthMindset #Efficiency #BusinessStrategy"

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#linkedin #Kagi

Ja, van mij mag #LinkedIn ook wel exploderen 💣 💥 😇

Met inmiddels vele hints op mijn profiel dat ik er niet meer actief ben, willen nog steeds bepaalde mensen met me Linken.

Bericht van LinkedIn dat begint met "Ik zorg ervoor dat jouw LinkedIn een explosieve bron wordt van ..."
#linkedin

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