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A meme featuring a photo of two black and tan guinea pigs sitting next to each other on a gray patterned blanket. Above the photo, text reads: "I'm starting to worry. My Rottweilers haven't grown in like five months."
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Rocket and I wish you a well-caffeinated #caturday

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A ginger tuxedo cat looking all innocent, and a sign with him on it in the background that says: This is Rocket. Rocket loves coffee. Rocket cannot have coffee. Rocket does not agree with this decision. So: We recommend holding on tight to your coffee... or Rocket will enjoy it for you! 😉 It has been 0 days since I spilled coffee.
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A two-panel comic meme using stock photos of two men sitting on a couch. In the top panel, the man on the left asks, "Hey, bro? Can you pass me that pamphlet?", while the man on the right holds a blue booklet and responds, "Yeah bro?". The bottom panel is a dramatic close-up of the second man smiling tightly as a speech bubble from his mouth reads: "Brochure."
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A scenic photograph of a sandy beach at sunset, with a vibrant orange sky and the sun setting over the ocean. Large white text is edited directly onto the image, with "You" positioned high above the sun and "of a" positioned right along the sun's reflection on the water, mimicking the layout of a "son of a..." joke.
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Salad dog hopes you're all keeping cool and hydrated!

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a dog sleeping in a watery planter with water plants
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A meme utilizing two panels from an anime style drawing showing a person unsheathing a katana sword. The top panel shows the hands pulling the hilt slightly away from the scabbard, revealing the word "Yes" written on the blade, answering the prompt above: "Are you saving enough money for retirement?". The bottom panel shows the sword pulled much further out, revealing the full sentence: "Yesterday I bought groceries".
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"Draw me like one of your French gorillas."

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a giant statute of a gorilla on a minigolf course that is lying on its side like an odalisque with a sign on the gate to the course that says: caution - statue may be hot
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A meme with the caption, "Still confused as to why I need to put my cake in the oven at 120 degrees". The image shows the inside of an oven. Resting on the wire rack is a clear plastic protractor. A rectangular foil baking pan containing cake batter is propped up against the protractor at exactly a 120-degree angle.
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A two-part image with the text "Me: if you need anything just call me" at the top. Below is the text "Also me:" next to a cartoon illustration of a person sleeping deeply in bed. Overlaid on the bed are images of two sleeping cats, an activated "Do Not Disturb" notification, a turned-on "Airplane Mode" toggle, and a muted ringer icon.
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An illustration of a young man shaking hands with an older man. A speech bubble from the older man says, "My daughter says you're in the tech industry". The younger man replies, "Yes, I help YouTube detect ad blockers". A final speech bubble from the older man at the bottom reads, "You have exactly 10 seconds to get out of my house".
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A comparative meme using the "Swole Doge" and "Cheems" characters. On the left, a small Cheems dog represents "MUSICIANS," nervously playing a guitar surrounded by gear, with the text "what if nobody wants to listen to it??". On the right, three muscular Swole Doge characters represent "PODCASTERS" sitting at a table with microphones, confidently having a mundane conversation about a slow supermarket cashier.
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A meme titled "When you say you want to buy something in front of your phone." It shows three dog noses peeking vertically through a small gap in a white door or wall. From top to bottom, the text labels next to each nose read "Google", "Amazon", and "Facebook".
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"Covid-19 showing hantavirus around the workplace". It uses a photo from the movie Joker (2019) showing Joaquin Phoenix's Joker standing next to Pennywise the Clown on the outdoor concrete stairs. A large, red-spiked COVID-19 virus model is photoshopped over the Joker's head, and he is gesturing toward a dumpster as if giving a tour. A yellow hantavirus model is photoshopped over Pennywise's head.
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