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![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2598284 "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
![Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2580077 "Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!")
![[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2573986 "[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2566452 "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2547827 "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
COMIC VIDEO: Descriptive
Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude
#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny
How are trees big?
How are trees big?
A few months ago I was looking at the trees in my backyard and marveling at their size. Then it suddenly dawned on me. Where does all the stuff that makes a ...YouTube
COMIC VIDEO: Thirsty
If chugging water on your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis
#hydration #comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad
![Person: Hey boss, why—
Boss: Don't @ me until i've had my coffee.
[Boss drinks from coffee mug]
Person: Okay, so why—
Boss: (handing over the mug) Hold that.
[The boss reaches offscreen and is now holding a to-go coffee cup]
Boss: That was actually your coffee. I'm still not ready yet.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2519943 "Person: Hey boss, why—
Boss: Don't @ me until i've had my coffee.
[Boss drinks from coffee mug]
Person: Okay, so why—
Boss: (handing over the mug) Hold that.
[The boss reaches offscreen and is now holding a to-go coffee cup]
Boss: That was actually your coffee. I'm still not ready yet.")
How many hobbies can you have?
How many hobbies can you have?
YouTube shorts are limited to 60 seconds so when I finish with some of my longer animations I have to cut out some of the shots to make it fit. This one need...YouTube
Liz Truss on Fox News!
Featuring Nerine Skinner
#comedy #satire #funny #LizTruss #FoxNews #DonaldTrump
Liz Truss on Fox News!
Liz Truss takes her book promotion to the US!Featuring the brilliant Nerine Skinner @nerineskinner !www.ko-fi.com/nerineskinner www.nerineskinner.co.ukLive s...YouTube
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2508906 "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
Frankie Play: Dragon's Dogma 2, Fediverse Exclusive!
Our first try at live streaming to the Peertube server went off with out a hitch! Okay, there were several hitches, including a broken up VoD. Here's a stitched together version, complete with subtitles.
We'll be streaming more to https://puppet.zone directly but we'll record locally and upload the VoD manually until Frankie can work out the technical wotsits.
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#comics #funny #lol #comicstrip #kevincomics #conanobrien #hotones
#Funny Moments with #Furry #Friends! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n5Y4f_JJZo
Funny Moments with Furry Friends | FailToks
Get ready to #laugh until you cry with #FailToks' latest compilation of #Funny Moments with #Furry #Friends! Our #adorable #animals are up to their #hilariou...YouTube
![[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2485143 "[A person is sitting at a desk holding a pencil and paper.]
Person: This the most perfect drawing i've ever made! Oh wait, this eye is a little too low, let me just erase that and—
[close up a drawing of Pikachu with one horribly smeared eye.]
[The person has a blank defeated expression where you now think back to when you were a kid and you were duped by a horrible pencil that had an eraser that did anything but.]")
