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I almost miss enjoying internet programming but then I remember everyone else's expectations and people who could not make or hold a decision to save their life. I just grew to hate everything related to the web. It lost all promise, all joy, and devolved into surveillance, adtech, and the most tedious glossy transaction processing. A hi-res modern 3270 terminal made of hexavalent chromium.

Donut is telling me to stop typing and go to bed. #CatsOfMastodon


Cats are biologically just very sleepy guys, but humans have an innate desire to wake them up and hassle them (because of cuteness). It's no wonder they have a bit of a reputation for being sassy! I would kill anyone who started petting me while I was trying to get my daily 18 hours of sleep.

#CatsOfMastodon


Pax is on her way to Lullaby Land. πŸ₯±πŸ’€

Time for us to say goodnight, or good day, to all our Mastodon and Fediverse friends! Please take care and stay safe.πŸ’–

#Pax #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #Cat #Catstodon #MastoCats #FediCats #Pets #Animals #Cute #Katzen #Katze #Chat #Gatos #AdoptDontShop


To be fair if I had two live-in full time servants I'd be a little annoyed if my dinner was late too.

"Dinner is at 7 ... *not* 7:15."

#picaTheCat #herRegime #catsofmastodon


I don't know what you mean, of course we still fit, because we are still tiny kittens
#CatsOfMastodon


Help me choose a name for him that is nature inspired.

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon


ME USE POWER OF HIPPERNOSIS ON U, U WILL REACH FOR BAG OF KIBBLE…! #CatsOfMastodon


:mastodon: Dear Mastodon user,

Our records indicate that your Mastodon account needs felinication. This is a standard security measure to prevent flawed cat administration.
To avoid any disruption to your account fluffness, please complete the felinication by booping the cat below.

This step helps you confirm your sanity and protect the community.
Please complete this within the next 48 seconds.

Thank you,
The Catstodon Team. :blobcatcoffee:

#catContent #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #fediFeline


I removed a bin from a shelf to get a lens …

I turned around for a second or two, and heard a *whump* behind me.

I turned back, and there she was.

I asked her to wait while I grabbed my iPhone for a pic. It’s a little blurry, but you get the idea. She had to jump from about three feet away, which was a pretty tricky maneuver!

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #notCaturday


Ready for adoption! Buddha boys excel at their kittens skills and will be neutered on Tuesday, then available for their new home 🧑 #FosterKittens #cats #CatsOfMastodon


Asher has not scratched the kitchen chair since last night. He is being very polite, this morning.
This won't last long 😹

#CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats


1/n Self-care PSA: walks are good for you.

Yesterday I had a headache and didn’t want to go on my evening walk, but I eventually went anyway, and saw many cool things.

1: a cat in deep conversation with a swan.

#Caturday #SilentSunday #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #Swan


Sunlight on Calico

This Caturday, Maisy is enjoying one of the warmest days of the year we've had so far.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Cats #Pets #Calico


Guuuuys! It's Pringle for #Caturday! πŸ˜ƒ Loooook at her! Pringle is the delivery guy's #RideOrDie. She's not even one year old and she's already a pro. She's got a little harness and a whole comfy set up in the passenger seat so she can look out the window. 😭

#BlackCatEnergy #cat #cats #katze #katzen #BlackCat #SchwarzeKatze #BlackCats #SchwarzeKatzen #HousePanther #VoidCat #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #fedicats #CatLovers


The council of cats considering the dog’s request to come back inside. His chances aren’t looking good. #catsofmastodon #caturday


🀭 A few milliseconds separate "aww cute" and "omg ahh"!

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon


wishing you all peace, comfort, and neck frills like a velociraptor's.

#caturday #CatsofMastodon


Poor Tennessee. Not only did he have a trip to the vet, but there was a stranger in his house.

The stranger was my handyman changing a lightbulb I can't reach and removing the screen in my office window so he could clean that window for me. (It's awkward to get to and hard to clean when you're short like me. He's tall.)

But now I have a clean window for #FensterFreitag, so it doesn't look yucky in the background of Tennessee photos!

##CatsOfMastodon #cats #WindowFriday #today

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