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![[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2463942 "[A person approaches a table where another person is sitting across from an empty chair.]
Person: Is this seat taken?
Chair: Yes.
Chair: Taken with your blue eyes.
[The person is shocked, looking down at the chair with a face on the seat.]
[They kiss.]")
Emergency assistance.
Animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/Axhu0VqFAHo
![[A robot approaches a person while a child is sitting on the ground crying.]
Robot: Oh my goodness, do you need help?
Person: With what?
Robot: Your child is crying.
Person: Yes, I know.
Robot: Are they injured or...?
Person: No, she’s just mad I wouldn't let her play in dog poop.
Robot: Аh, it's hard to want things.
Person: Life is full of disappointments.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2453461 "[A robot approaches a person while a child is sitting on the ground crying.]
Robot: Oh my goodness, do you need help?
Person: With what?
Robot: Your child is crying.
Person: Yes, I know.
Robot: Are they injured or...?
Person: No, she’s just mad I wouldn't let her play in dog poop.
Robot: Аh, it's hard to want things.
Person: Life is full of disappointments.")
Emergency Assistance
Baby’s first existential crisis. #funnyvideos #funnymemes #animatedshort #storytimeanimated #robot #parenting #parentingmemes #shortsYouTube
Even after the amazing Night 1 of WrestleMania, the absolute BEST part of the weekend so far is still:
"If you think that the spirit of ECW died in a bankruptcy court in 2001, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!!!" 🤣
Even better, is Randy Orton's reaction to this revelation just laid out by The Wiseman...here's an uncensored fancam version of that segment, Randy is on the right of Paul, near the corner turnbuckle. 
https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=1HJ_VA1psEY
#WWE #WrestleMania #WrestleMania40 #WWEHOF #PaulHeyman #ProWrestling #ProfessionalWrestling #Funny
Swear Jar
He’s the Sorting Hat’s far less successful cousin.
#comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad #mastoart
