Spotted on market day in small city Aotearoa #NewZealand
2 men (20s) meeting in front of a pizza stall.
1st: How ya goin' mate. Alright. Yeah?
2nd: Yeah... Alright... Yeah. You alright?
1st: Yeah mate. Alright. Yeah
2nd: Alright
1st: Yeah
Profundity achieved, they go separate ways.
A woman (50s?) at a Māori fried bread truck exclaiming: "We've GOT to get some for the whānau." She immediately orders 8.
Her husband says, "How about we get 2. They're pretty big."
He immediately gets THE LOOK and hurriedly says "Yeah, 8 is about right."
A man looking at his partner who's holding a steaming hot pie. He says in a Boston accent. "You're just gonna eat that big ass pie yourself are ya? None for me? That's seriously what you're gonna do?"
She shrugs. "Yep" and takes a huge bite, grinning smugly as she chews.
A no nonsense woman at a patisserie stand. She buys pastries, then, unprompted, abruptly says: "I have a food philosophy. This is a part of it. It's not a jok
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2 men (20s) meeting in front of a pizza stall.
1st: How ya goin' mate. Alright. Yeah?
2nd: Yeah... Alright... Yeah. You alright?
1st: Yeah mate. Alright. Yeah
2nd: Alright
1st: Yeah
Profundity achieved, they go separate ways.
A woman (50s?) at a Māori fried bread truck exclaiming: "We've GOT to get some for the whānau." She immediately orders 8.
Her husband says, "How about we get 2. They're pretty big."
He immediately gets THE LOOK and hurriedly says "Yeah, 8 is about right."
A man looking at his partner who's holding a steaming hot pie. He says in a Boston accent. "You're just gonna eat that big ass pie yourself are ya? None for me? That's seriously what you're gonna do?"
She shrugs. "Yep" and takes a huge bite, grinning smugly as she chews.
A no nonsense woman at a patisserie stand. She buys pastries, then, unprompted, abruptly says: "I have a food philosophy. This is a part of it. It's not a joke."
The vendor shrugs with Gallic chill. "Pastries are a serious business. I don't question people's choices."
A man (70s) with his face and arms covered in tattoos pushing a small human in a pram. Grandad is making car noises and this is a V8 supercharged vehicle. Small human is chortling with happiness, which turns into outright cackles when they screech around a corner.
Any typos spotted in this post are searching for a food philosophy. If seen please check they're alright. Yeah? Alright.
