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#PPOD: NASA's Voyager 1 probe launched in 1977 and is now the most distant human-made object from Earth, traveling through interstellar space. Recently, NASA engineers had to figure out why the probe was suddenly sending unreadable data. After nearly six months of analysis and re-programming, they got Voyager correctly transmitting again. Truly a feat of human ingenuity. Credit: Dave Granlund
#comic #cartoon #funny #science #space #scicomm
![[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2675037 "[A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM]
Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff.
[They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.]
Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff.
[It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.]
Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late.
[it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.]
Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.")
#touché #regulations #homeowner #neighborhood #boat #funny
Man who kept his boat beside his house was ordered by the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view.
So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
![[A dog is looking out a window at some trees and barking.]
Dog: bark bark bark
Person: Hey, hush!
Person: What are you out even barking at? There’s nothing out there.
[We now see a view from outside the house, and what we thought were trees are actually the legs of a giant monster that is twice the size of the house.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2669275 "[A dog is looking out a window at some trees and barking.]
Dog: bark bark bark
Person: Hey, hush!
Person: What are you out even barking at? There’s nothing out there.
[We now see a view from outside the house, and what we thought were trees are actually the legs of a giant monster that is twice the size of the house.]")
![Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say "Good, how are you?." and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2653866 "Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe.
[Person 1 looks visibly upset.]
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You're supposed to just say \"Good, how are you?.\" and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days.
Person 2: But what if I'm not good?
Person 1: I don't need to know about it!
Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!")
![[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2648307 "[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]")
Sent from a friend - honestly spot on.
#Politics #USPol #Election2024 #GOP #Republicans #Funny #Meme #Cats #AltText
![Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2642262 "Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far!
Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days.
Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar.
Person 2: Let me look it up.
[closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”]
Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new...
We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final…
Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be...
How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans.
[Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]")
![[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2636045 "[A person is striking an action pose.]
Boss battle!
[They are wearing a helmet, body armor, boots, and gloves.]
Armor upgrade!
[Now they’re holding a sword a flail and have spiky knees.]
Weapons maxed!
[The armored person is standing in front of a desk in an office.]
Boss: Look, you just need to submit your vacation request two weeks in advance.")
Paint the shed.
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![[An office worker is sitting at a desk working on their laptop. A coworker stands next to them holding a coffee.]
Person 1: Dang it, this spreadsheet is all messed up.
Person 2: More like dreadsheet. I dread having to use them.
Person 1: I gotta get this fixed before the meeting.
Person 2: I'd like to fix that meeting by not being there!
Person 1: Why does everything have to be so complicated?
Person 2: It doesn't have to be. The boss wants you to feel like you're earning your salary.
Person 1: Are you just gonna stand there and make jokes?
Person 2: Of course. That's my deal. Laura is the helpful one.
Laura: (Peeking in from off panel): Hi!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2611440 "[An office worker is sitting at a desk working on their laptop. A coworker stands next to them holding a coffee.]
Person 1: Dang it, this spreadsheet is all messed up.
Person 2: More like dreadsheet. I dread having to use them.
Person 1: I gotta get this fixed before the meeting.
Person 2: I'd like to fix that meeting by not being there!
Person 1: Why does everything have to be so complicated?
Person 2: It doesn't have to be. The boss wants you to feel like you're earning your salary.
Person 1: Are you just gonna stand there and make jokes?
Person 2: Of course. That's my deal. Laura is the helpful one.
Laura: (Peeking in from off panel): Hi!")
![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2598284 "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
![Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2580077 "Person 1: Hey where's Wendy?
Person 2: The break room. She's been having a really bad day.
Person 1: Gotcha. I'll go check in on her.
[Person 1 peeks their head around a door.]
Person 1: Hey Wendy? How's it going?
[Wendy is wearing safety goggles and holding a battered baseball bat. The floor is covered in debris. On a table is boxes labeled “Glass & Plates”, “Compiters & Phones”, “Fancy Stuff”]
Wendy: Much better!")
![[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2573986 "[a person is swimming and sees an object floating in the water.]
Person: Oh my gosh, a message in a bottle! help! I wonder if someone needs help.
[They remove the note from the bottle to see it says: Help! I can't take my eyes off your backstroke.]
[The person looks up to see the lifeguard at the pool they are swimming at is smiling and waving at them.]")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2566452 "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](https://friendica.hellquist.eu/photo/preview/640/2547827 "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
COMIC VIDEO: Descriptive
Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude
#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny
